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Funny Quote of the Day
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
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I saw a
woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
Me and my better half
were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my
"Always remember you're unique. Just like
Words to Live By
Funny Tequila Commercial
Flat Screen Fakeout!
Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
Bird Flu Hits Florida!
Review of a movie I have to see, "Snakes on a Plane" with Samuel L. Jackson
Save the whales! Collect the whole
and other equally silly quotes:
Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
--Stanley Ralph Moss
Am I the only one that reads a headline like this and wonders
does anyone actually proofread anymore?;
Turkey battles to
weaken grip of deadly bird flu
(not what you think)
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.
Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the
passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. The man
had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the gentleman was blind because
his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout
the entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this very flight
before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said,
"Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to
get off and stretch your legs?" The blind man replied, "No
thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked
up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was
even wearing sunglasses. People scattered! They not only tried to
change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story... Have a great day and remember...
Things aren't always as they appear!
*Editor's note: May well be an urban myth but, cute, thanks,
ya just gotta hug your chicken!
See the light at the end of the tunnel and it is a train.
First Case of Bird Flu in California!
passes speeding ticket camera four times!
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because
'Mad Cow Disease' was taken." --Unknown, presumed dead.
GhostRadar, gotta get me one for xmas!
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he
wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpet?
women controlled the world..." (like they don't already)
Pool Trick Shots
Yet another reason
I'm a cat personóDumb Dog
Porn(I've never had THIS much free time)
I've seen people like you, but I had to
Looking for stuff that
used to be here?
Toads Puzzle German Scientists
Dad Inflating Raft
Funny Cat Movie Clip
Austin Music Scene
Favorite local artists, definitely worth a listen!
Businesses (That rock)
Ace Mechanical Services (Lloyd showed up on an hour's
notice, at night and got the job done!)
Residential Air Conditioning Heating Cooling Refrigeration Commercial Cooking
Drive, Austin, TX 78717
Serving residential customers in
North Austin, Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander.
Flat rate pricing at $60/hour
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