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Funny Quote of the Day
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi
more Famous Quotes
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Warning Sponges May Be Hot (After Microwaving)
More Buttons in the Offensive Section
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
Living Will
Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else!"
Flat Screen Fakeout!
Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy
Movie
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
Bird Flu Hits Florida!
Review of a movie I have to see, "Snakes on a Plane" with Samuel L. Jackson
Save the whales! Collect the whole
set!
and other equally silly quotes:
Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss
Am I the only one that reads a headline like this and wonders
does anyone actually proofread anymore?;
Turkey battles to
weaken grip of deadly bird flu
2006 Hooters
Calendar!
(not what you think)
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered! They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
*Editor's note: May well be an urban myth but, cute, thanks, Ginger!
When ya just gotta hug your chicken!
I See the light at the end of the tunnel and it is a train.
First Case of Bird Flu in California!
Moron passes speeding ticket camera four times!
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken." --Unknown, presumed dead.
Oh yeah, GhostRadar, gotta get me one for xmas!
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpet?
"If women controlled the world..." (like they don't already)
Yet another reason I'm a cat person—Dumb Dog
Furniture Porn(I've never had THIS much free time)
I've seen people like you, but I had to
pay admission!
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12/12/07
